Stuck in a rut, what can one man do?

well it all started as i walked through the hygene isle and my local supermarket. another dull ping by of deoderants, sprays, cleaners, toothbrushes...but then i came upon my personal favorite section, the toothpaste...and i was in for a renewal!!! now, im a crest to death kind of guy but today i was feeling kind of, well, daring. i looked at that colgate like it was a toasty beef sandwich, tempting me with its minty fresh strips. i thought to myself, "what would nastia liukin do?" and i then snapped out of my xylotol embossed lust for Colgate. i never forgot that day and the question im trying to ask here is, well, would brett favre beat a clone trooper in a fight? please help me out here...